Ultimate Fighting Guide
Original Poster: sain
Forum: Hand to Hand Combat
Posted On: 12-09-2006, 13:10
Orginal Post: sain: On all of these different sites people are selling fighting secrets that are supposedly supposed to have been kept from the public. The claim that you will be able to learn it overnight and that you'll be a flawless fighter. Does anyone know these secrets because i can already fight good. I've never lossed a fight but i would like to know ithis stuff because know that i'm older i dont really like fighting and i would like to just end fights fast.
Post: Hengest:
You are joking, right?>
Post: setsu nin to:
OK, sain, I will tell you these seacrets, but only if you promise me not to tell it to other members here.
There are three seacret first one will developed your chi (vital energy) which is moust important for every martial artist, second one will make you strong and you will be able to take any attack, no metter is it punch, kick or some weapon attack. Last one will help you with attack and you will need help of your friends.
So lets start...
1) befor you go out of your house for school or work eat some fruit and drink 0.5l of milk, 0.5l of mineral water with CO2, one strong black coffe and 0.5l of orange juce. On the way to school or work you will feel strong chi.
2) to become invincible you have to developed strong body, so run as fastes as you can to the wall and crush yourself into it. Repeat that as least 50 times per day. With these traning you will become immune to any attack.
3) last one and moust important is to learn how to defeat you opponent. Ask five to ten of your friends to take long sticks and make circle around you. Than put some rag on your eyes so that you cant see and ask your friends to start hitting you with sticks and you have to defende yourself.
Well these are real super seacrets thet will make you invincible ultimate super turbo fighter in just few days.>
Post: bamboo:
I love the new sarcastic setsu nin to, heheheh.>
Post: setsu nin to:
bamboo
Well you have to be sarcastic sometimes...
sorry I have to go now run into wall :lol:>
Post: zefff:
ROFLMAO!!!!
do we really have to do it 50 times a day?
How about we pay you and just do it 10 timesfor a yellow belt? :D>
Post: setsu nin to:
zefff
OK, but you will have to pay extra $100 and for that extra $100 you may keep your black belt totaly free.>
Post: zefff:
Really!!!
....do you take Paypal? :D>
Post: setsu nin to:
zefff
Paypal is great, but think twice, becouse for $200, so just $100 more you get Soke title and you may wear silver gi with gold belt and Elvis picture on it.>
Post: zefff:
Thats sounds great!...as long as I can wear it outside the dojo too.>
Post: setsu nin to:
zefff
If that wont be problem for wearing gi outside the dojo we prefere shine golden one with shine red belt. Ofcourse with big black sunglasses.>
Post: SAINT:
Secret training..
Its marketing. the sellers know that the word SECRET is a gold mine for sales. everyone wants to know a secret.
The sites are phony. I wouldnt sell my secrets for cash to people I dont know personally.
Anything they have would be available to people anywhere, maybe they have specific military aspects that are not common. but nothing can be unknown to people who win.
If you are winning already, you dont really need extra. if you want to finish it quicker, what is it that you are doing to keep the fight long, if in the end you are the superior person?>
Post: MA dude:
[quote=setsu nin to 2) to become invincible you have to developed strong body, so run as fastes as you can to the wall and crush yourself into it. Repeat that as least 50 times per day. With these traning you will become immune to any attack. [/quote
Should the wall be brick or wood? and does temporary blindness after doing the excercise mean my chi is growing?>
Post: setsu nin to:
MA dude
"Should the wall be brick or wood?"
Wood for kids and beginers, brick for advanced and adults.
"and does temporary blindness after doing the excercise mean my chi is growing?"
Now blindness, now broken neck, now cutted of fist always something. If you whant to become good martial artist stop complaining about such little things.
:lol:>
Post: anibok:
There is no such thing as a superior person in a streetfight because to fight you both must have the same mentality to fight each other.>
Post: kungfumaster:
now look people my teacher says the secrets of martial arts must be kept a secret and for good reason so don't jus tel them away (idiots).
and by the way i've done a few so don't lecture me and i would't teach anyone my style even if they did.....
so keep it a secret>
Post: BLACK PANTA:
[quote=kungfumaster now look people my teacher says the secrets of martial arts must be kept a secret and for good reason so don't jus tel them away (idiots).
and by the way i've done a few so don't lecture me and i would't teach anyone my style even if they did.....
so keep it a secret[/quote
my teacher once told me a secret...but everyone allready knows janie has cooties....idiot.>
Post: kungfumaster:
[quote=BLACK PANTA [quote=kungfumaster now look people my teacher says the secrets of martial arts must be kept a secret and for good reason so don't jus tel them away (idiots).
and by the way i've done a few so don't lecture me and i would't teach anyone my style even if they did.....
so keep it a secret[/quote
my teacher once told me a secret...but everyone allready knows janie has cooties....idiot.[/quote
are u taking this as som kind of joke it is not appreciated>
Post: angryrocker4:
Yes it is. I find it very amusing.>
Post: angryrocker4:
OOPS! That was supposed to be a secret!>
Post: BLACK PANTA:
[quote=kungfumaster [quote=BLACK PANTA [quote=kungfumaster now look people my teacher says the secrets of martial arts must be kept a secret and for good reason so don't jus tel them away (idiots).
and by the way i've done a few so don't lecture me and i would't teach anyone my style even if they did.....
so keep it a secret[/quote
my teacher once told me a secret...but everyone allready knows janie has cooties....idiot.[/quote
are u taking this as som kind of joke it is not appreciated[/quote
LMFAO....oh man, are you for real man?>
Post: samurai6string:
KungFuMaster> are you really Napolean Dynamite? GAAHHHHH! ....idiot! Stop learning Rex Kwon Do and practice setsu's secrets of success and run into a wall.>
Post: kungfumaster:
now all u listen to me ok if u wanna fight come on then but dont make petty jokes.
but wot i say is true so dont make fun of it.>
Post: angryrocker4:
heyimall s eriousan dstuffbecause you can tel cause i writhelikethis andi dont likehavinmy re tar didness made funof, causeimjackiechanjrandill be8 u uppp if u amke me kry.
loser, quit bein a pussy.>
Post: BLACK PANTA:
[quote=angryrocker4 heyimall s eriousan dstuffbecause you can tel cause i writhelikethis andi dont likehavinmy re tar didness made funof, causeimjackiechanjrandill be8 u uppp if u amke me kry.
loser, quit bein a pussy.[/quote
I like this, oh man i like this, i really sounded like a retard reading it out...
Kungfumaster, you dont wanna mess with my top secret, classified, stored in a iced box locked in a metal vault techniques.>
Post: samurai6string:
However, we will part with the secret for a mere $300 a lesson. Show up with your camo pants, blue gi top, and special gold embroidered belt.>
Post: Tease T Tickle:
I have a secret...
I like sex.
Don't tell anyone, they aren't supposed to know that kung fu is about making sweet sweet love.>
Post: kungfumaster:
lol crap man you guys make me laugh.>
Post: samurai6string:
what about High Karate? I heard that its secrets for attracting the ladies were lost in the 70's.>
Post: angryrocker4:
Yep, as soon as karate kid was written....>
Post: Semper_juice:
LMAO man i this is funny....but some ppl take things to personal. i havent laughed that hard in a while.>
Post: GrappleToWin:
[quote=kungfumaster now all u listen to me ok if u wanna fight come on then but dont make petty jokes.
but wot i say is true so dont make fun of it.[/quote
dude PANTA would own ur ass.... guarenteed. lol sorry im kinda late with the post i broke my foot :(>
Post: zefff:
So what you type with your toes then? :lol:>
Post: GrappleToWin:
:lol: ya nah i just havent been on cuz i was in the hospital for 3 hrs waiting then another 1hr waiting for the x ray then i went to a party lol>
Post: Gazelle:
[quote=GrappleToWin :lol: ya nah i just havent been on cuz i was in the hospital for 3 hrs waiting then another 1hr waiting for the x ray then i went to a party lol[/quote
I very nearly made a post like Zefff's, but it became very much like a paragraph of reasoning on the subject, and, when i figured you were probably in hospital, i decided that i may as well leave it.>
Post: SAINT:
[quote=anibok There is no such thing as a superior person in a streetfight because to fight you both must have the same mentality to fight each other.[/quote Thats the dumbest shit I have heard this year. Go hug a tree>
Post: bamboo:
Quote: Thats the dumbest shit I have heard this year. Go hug a tree
Why are you punishing the poor tree?>
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