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wot is the the most dangerous fight you have been in.

Fighting Arts Forums - Hand to Hand Combat Forum

wot is the the most dangerous fight you have been in.
Original Poster: kungfumaster
Forum: Hand to Hand Combat
Posted On: 03-01-2006, 11:24

Orginal Post: kungfumaster: wot is the most dangerous fight u have been in. for example weapons involved, dangerous area, dangerous ppl, etc.

and how did they end

Post: angryrocker4:

Dude, I think you may be looking for the real fight stories thread. should be in the H2H section.>

Post: TKDman:

I say boycott this thread simply because the OP used the term "wot".>

Post: samurai6string:

wot do u meen, dis s prefect speek 4 ppl on d www nowsadays. dn't flaunt ur edukashion wit grammr an spllng, u L E tist pig.




kngfumstr> may B ppl wuld tk u serious if u's could nt type lk a 3 fingred mnkey wit down's syndrome. :idea:>

Post: kungfumaster:

okay then!
What is the most dangerous fight you've been in.>

Post: nbotary:

[quote=samurai6string kngfumstr> may B ppl wuld tk u serious if u's could nt type lk a 3 fingred mnkey wit down's syndrome. :idea:[/quote THAT is exactly what I would've said!!! :lol: :lol: Great line man, great line!!! :lol: :lol: I'm glad to see that I've become a positive influence on other members of the forum!!! :wink: :twisted: :lol:>

Post: Tease T Tickle:

The most dangerous fight I was ever in was when I got into a pointless argument with my girlfriend at the time while she driving at about 90 down the freeway in the middle of the night. She slammed my head into the passenger window and started punching me in the shoulder and I couldn't fight back for fear of causing a crash...and not getting make-up nookie later.>

Post: samurai6string:

nbot> my father's cousin 2nd removed was a Sith Lord, I only tap the Dark Side in cases of extreme sarcasm.>

Post: BLACK PANTA:

Okay now I've gotta break it to you Nick...you're not a sith lord. Fallen Jedi, Dark Jedi at the most...but no Sith.
See you study KF rite? You still study KF, so you haven't learned the dark side of the arts. You just use the light side for bad purposes. I study KF aswell, I on the other hand also study the dark side of the arts.....BJJ..........so whadyah thinkuh that.? 8)>

Post: samurai6string:

I don't know if BJJ would be the Dark Side, JJJ maybe. Think about it, real samurai could be considered close to Sith Lords, privaledged members of society able to take the life of civilians with impunity, using political power to maintain a heirarchy with themselves and their agenda at the top. Pledging their loyalty to a master and carrying out his will for good or evil. Also it's a jutsu so there is no inherent philosophy of pacifism or right vs. wrong. just a thought :)>

Post: BLACK PANTA:

no man, what I was gettin at is the battle between TMAs and MMAs. To the TMAs the MMAs are arts of the darkside. lol>

Post: samurai6string:

oh, okay. I'll go with that. :)>

Post: BLACK PANTA:

[quote=samurai6string oh, okay. I'll go with that. :)[/quote 

Ofcourse you will, (little does he know that I used the BJJ mind bar on him mwuahahahahahaha)>

Post: samurai6string:

lol, I have a mental image of some dude in a blue gi trying to put a kimura on a squishy brain.>

Post: nbotary:

[quote=BLACK PANTA Okay now I've gotta break it to you Nick...you're not a sith lord. Fallen Jedi, Dark Jedi at the most...but no Sith.
See you study KF rite? You still study KF, so you haven't learned the dark side of the arts. You just use the light side for bad purposes. I study KF aswell, I on the other hand also study the dark side of the arts.....BJJ..........so whadyah thinkuh that.? 8)[/quote [size=7 [/size WHAT?!?!?! ME NOT A SITH LORD?!?!?! :evil: :evil: :evil: Panta, how dare you say that!!! I started in JJJ and kicked serious ass before I killed my master and moved onward and upward in my Sith training... Let's not forget that BJJ came from JJJ. So, who's following who?!?!?! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Samurai - I think I knew your father's cousin - he was pretty cool guy, but he was like Napoleon Dynamite when it came to the ladies!!! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:>

Post: BLACK PANTA:

[quote=nbotary [quote=BLACK PANTA Okay now I've gotta break it to you Nick...you're not a sith lord. Fallen Jedi, Dark Jedi at the most...but no Sith.
See you study KF rite? You still study KF, so you haven't learned the dark side of the arts. You just use the light side for bad purposes. I study KF aswell, I on the other hand also study the dark side of the arts.....BJJ..........so whadyah thinkuh that.? 8)[/quote [size=7 [/size WHAT?!?!?! ME NOT A SITH LORD?!?!?! :evil: :evil: :evil: Panta, how dare you say that!!! I started in JJJ and kicked serious ass before I killed my master and moved onward and upward in my Sith training... Let's not forget that BJJ came from JJJ. So, who's following who?!?!?! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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actually BJJ came from Judo, lol, but it's a dark, twisted form of Judo. It even has non oriental names for it's techniques. You are a tool of the darkside. :twisted: :twisted: "I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN">

Post: kungfumaster:

you guys are too funny. lol. i'm trying to hold in my sarcasm about all this>

Post: nbotary:

[quote=BLACK PANTA "I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN"[/quote And I am "The Lizard King" - and "The Ape Man" and "The Walrus" - Koo-koo-ka-choo, Ka-koo-koo-ka-choo!!! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:>

Post: BLACK PANTA:

[quote=nbotary [quote=BLACK PANTA "I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN"[/quote And I am "The Lizard King"[/quote 

now i don't know wether I should be angry, concerned, or flattered by this statement.>

Post: nbotary:

That's okay Iceman. You can be my wingman anytime!!! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:>

Post: samurai6string:

GOOOOOOOOSE NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

BTW> judo comes from jjj, so by the transitive property bjj comes from jjj.

nbot> I know, he totally didn't have any sweet skills.>

Post: BLACK PANTA:

JJJ came from the electron.....so there 8)>

Post: Tease T Tickle:

And the electron was invented by Vin Diesel when he realized that cheeseburgers tasted better with them. So, by extension, BJJ was invented by Vin Diesel.>

Post: samurai6string:

Ah yes, but Vin Diesel was born out of a bloody turd dropped by Chuck Norris as he read the script for Sidekicks II.>

Post: nbotary:

PLEASE do no tell me that "Sidekicks II" is an actual movie!!!>

Post: angryrocker4:

Yes, it came from the TRUE source of the dark side! My ninja clan decided to use another way to spread anger, hate and fear across the nations. Chuck Norris movies!! I see you underestimate the sneakyness! Vin Diesel plays D&D, so therefore, D&D must be cool! JJJ had chinese influences so its really CJJ! AND I'm the only Ninja-Viking-Berzerker here, eat that lizards! .............................................................................and for you old guys, JUST SIT ON IT!!!!>

Post: zefff:

LMAO! I bet the guy who posted the original question has left, never to return after reading that lot. :lol:>

Post: samurai6string:

Angry>pffffffft, you don't wanna mess with the Samurai Mountaineer, or my buck skin kimono for that matter....>

Post: Tease T Tickle:

[quote=samurai6string Angry>pffffffft, you don't wanna mess with the Samurai Mountaineer, or my buck skin kimono for that matter....[/quote 
That's all well and good, but I've got an army of undead mutant alien chinchillas which will eat the flesh from your bones before you can unsheath your wilderness survival combination katana-bottle opener-fishing pole. Fear the power that is the bioengineered fur coat fodder.>

Post: angryrocker4:

[quote=samurai6string Angry>pffffffft, you don't wanna mess with the Samurai Mountaineer, or my buck skin kimono for that matter....[/quote 

Buckskin?!?! Thats only good for sissy guy g-strings. Dude, do you know where I live? Any pussy can kill a buck with their bare hands, try a mountain lion or grizzly. I've got a pair of mountain lion chaps. The trick is to time your jump out of the tree along with the swing of your knife so you get the extra kick from gravity. The fucker will claw a bit at ya, but thats why you get drunk first so you dont feel it. Then you drag it home, toss it on the table and grab a fork. Grizzly's you just knee the thing in the head a couple of times in the clinch and then armbar his ass, they usually submit pretty quick. You may have to triangle choke a bitch once in a bit.....................>

Post: Tease T Tickle:

I triangled a kodiak once. It ate a bite of my colon but eventually he passed out and I dragged him home with my intestine tied around his neck. I don't make clothes out of the animals I kill, though. I make my clothes out of the fur of my fallen undead chinchillas. It's more comfy.>

Post: samurai6string:

no, you don't understand, the deer sacrifice their young in my honor for protection. They then proceed to skin them and sewed me this kick ass kimono, I wouldn't do all that crap myself. In return, I roam around the forrest exploding bears' heads with my well placed uber powerful front snap kicks.>

Post: Tease T Tickle:

[quote=samurai6string no, you don't understand, the deer sacrifice their young in my honor for protection. They then proceed to skin them and sewed me this kick ass kimono, I wouldn't do all that crap myself. In return, I roam around the forrest exploding bears' heads with my well placed uber powerful front snap kicks.[/quote 

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just like chiropractors>

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