best. mcdojo. ever.
Original Poster: opariser1001
Forum: McDojo Dicussion
Posted On: 19-05-2005, 19:29
Orginal Post: opariser1001: Okay, we may have seen McDojos before, but this is just ridiculous.
LMAO "Sifu Moore With Wild Birds, Wild Birds Will Flock To And Land On Sifu. With No Fear Of The Kung-Fu Master" They're just pigeons!!! LOL!!!
enjoy, people....enjoy....
http://www.mymaster.homestead.com/sifu.html
Oz
Post: zefff:
That pic of the dude in the mask is a bit weird but its not a patch on the undisputed king of Mcdojo that is "Sexual Tai chi"!...the telekenetic orgasm is still No1 for me :)>
Post: ShaolinAssassin:
''Getting Sifu Moore to Stop Rest Or Even Slow Down Is Like Trying to Stop A Charging Rhino... No It's Harder...!''
....waaaahhhhhtttttt?
''..." He adds, "If you are a Buddhist, then by definition you are also a Christian...Buddhism is actually about being a good Christian and more!!"
LOL.....yes thats right
Apart from all that jibber jabber....the dude did catch an arrow....damn people need to hire better assassins.>
Post: wuming:
Quote: "I may be the last living Kung-Fu master on the planet Earth,"
......(I don't even know what to say).........
Quote: Kung-Fu is the universe in which Tai Chi and Karate are stars.
......wow that's new to me *note sarcasm*.....
Quote: Sifu's exercise routine takes up one to two hours of his life six days a week.
that's all......? He must be one lazy master.
Oh my god! you all need to click on the fighter to "see what's new with sifu". In his pic he looks like some dried up old jaded rocker from motley crue or something. lol>
Post: Hengest:
Quote: A Kung-Fu master must be a secret...
Obviously putting up a website bragging about your many "achievements" is the only exclusion to this statement.>
Post: ShaolinAssassin:
[quote="wuming"
Quote: In his pic he looks like some dried up old jaded rocker from motley crue or something. lol
.....I love Motley Crue :(
Going to see them live next month>
Post: 8LimbsScientist:
[quote=ShaolinAssassin
.....I love Motley Crue :(
Going to see them live next month[/quote
Yes, but would you learn Kung Fu from them?>
Post: setsu nin to:
This is joke...>
Post: NeverMan:
At least he is buff and not some old fat dude..... LOL!!!
It's like at least he took the time to be in shape before he decided to teach a bunch of people useless crap and go public with his ignorance.>
Post: BLACK PANTA:
hey isn't he the Ultimate Warrior?>
Post: 8LimbsScientist:
Here is a picture of my master's foray into the homosexual adult film industry. Unfortunately the demand for gay kung-fu themed dual anal was not as strong as expected.>
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