hahaha
Original Poster: fingurdar
Forum: McDojo Dicussion
Posted On: 29-08-2005, 16:43
Orginal Post: fingurdar: I dont know if this has been posted on these forums before or not...but this is some funny shit...
http://www.hightechsafety.com/jkd.htm
"-Hard-core street fighters end up being bullied by people half their size using this system!
-Trained boxers can't land a punch!
-Wrestlers the size of Jabba the Hut get tossed into walls like puppies by women!
-Karate black-belts never get a chance to strike ? and any defensive move they make only gets them hurt more seriously!
-Even the highest-level "elite" training in the U.S. military won't help a soldier last beyond a few seconds in hand-to-hand combat against this new, utterly- unique fighting system! "
Apparently you can be a professional boxer/karate blackbelt the size of Jabba the Hut who has also received the highest-level elite training from the U.S. military, and not even last a few SECONDS against someone trained in this guy's system. I must say, that is pretty impressive.
Post: Sparky-bjj:
I found the story about the vicious neo nazi skinhead gang particularly exciting :) I can't understand that there are people out there who actually believe that a fighting system can be so good that no one even has a chance against you.>
Post: nbotary:
"Let me tell you something. You need to hear this: Almost all those super-hyped fighting systems are?
Pure Over-Rated Garbage! You're Meat! A Total Sham!"
Including mine - SUCKAS!!!
Sorry, no refunds, especially if you get your little pansy ass whipped becuase you really believed all the bullshit that I claim to know!!!
:lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted:>
Post: setsu nin to:
"It's not even connected to robbery anymore ? they don't want your nickel, they want the thrill of stomping your face into hamburger. "
They dont whant money, they give you free hamburger, whats wrong with that?
:lol:>
Post: setsu nin to:
"There were other Skinheads in that old warehouse that night? but they didn't bother Chris! Not after they saw what he did (with an absolutely chilling calm and sense of confidence) to those three streetfighters who cornered him! There was something in his eyes? something the first 3 punks missed in the dim light? that now warned the rest of them away..."
"Hard-core street fighters end up being bullied by people half their size using this system!
Trained boxers can't land a punch!
Wrestlers the size of Jabba the Hut get tossed into walls like puppies by women!
Karate black-belts never get a chance to strike ? and any defensive move they make only gets them hurt more seriously!
Even the highest-level "elite" training in the U.S. military won't help a soldier last beyond a few seconds in hand-to-hand combat against this new, utterly- unique fighting system!"
OK, after all these crap, its better to Chris not to go out of his house for six months...>
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