Harry Johnson - Ninja Master!
Original Poster: Hengest
Forum: McDojo Dicussion
Posted On: 07-04-2006, 03:08
Orginal Post: Hengest: Not a McDojo, but probably still the best category for this one.
When I stumbled across this site, I thought that it must be a joke but, the more I read it, the more I think he's actually serious...
http://www.no-cool.com/TJ/
Post: Tapout95:
Hahaha, i love the letter to the "Ninja Master" from the 18 year old "superhuman" wanting to become the Columbian drug lord assassin. Thats a classic. He even referred to doing his homework :lol:
Nice Find!>
Post: nbotary:
"Awesome! Totally awesome!" - Jeff Spicolli, "Fast Times At Ridgemont High"
He should commit seppuku just for fun...
However, I do have to admit that I kinda dig a ninja with an afro!!! :wink: :lol:>
Post: zefff:
"Marco Polo brought Kemari to Europe and it developed into soccer. Kemari is an origin of soccer."
First of all it Football!...and secondly Football is a game that originates from surfdom in England where one group of villagers would kick a pigs bladder across town while beating up opponents from the other side of the village. Football was not handed down from the aristocracy, fool! Its the peoples game! :evil: :evil: :evil:>
Post: dscott:
Are you kidding me!?!?!?!!?!?!
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Post: samurai6string:
Zefff> I heard that the Aztecs used to play a game like soccer (football if you prefer :) ) using the decapitated heads of slaves that were sacrificed to their gods.>
Post: BLACK PANTA:
I think the site was made to be a joke at least from what I could tell by skimming these comments.
http://www.no-cool.com/TJ/#
sorry if I busted anyone's bubble.>
Post: BLACK PANTA:
this is the best
http://www.no-cool.com/TJ/C104239721/E963217236/index.html>
Post: Gazelle:
[quote=samurai6string Zefff> I heard that the Aztecs used to play a game like soccer (football if you prefer :) ) using the decapitated heads of slaves that were sacrificed to their gods.[/quote
Also, some of Inuits used to have a version of the game, i heard, i think using seal heads. If you go round the world, back in time, you'd find there are a fair few places with football type games, if your talking about football with our rules, then even that has outside influence, i believe anyway.
I think the Aztec version was slightly more viscious than ours.>
Post: Gangsta_Nerd:
Dub_B & Gazelle,
I heard, in ancient China, they also played Football/Soccer with human heads & they had five rules to follow:
Dodge
Duck
Dip
Dive And......
Dodge
:lol:
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Post: nbotary:
[quote=Gangsta_Nerd Dub_B & Gazelle,
I heard, in ancient China, they also played Football/Soccer with human heads & they had five rules to follow:
Dodge
Duck
Dip
Dive And......
Dodge
:lol:
[/quote Good call Patches, good call!!! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:>
Post: dscott:
Who would have thought that Patches O'Houlihan was a Gansta?>
Post: Gangsta_Nerd:
Of course, I once was a crippled Irish man until I took "five different shot's of steriods & a beaver tranqualizer."
Now instead of soccer balls, I play with wrench's; 'cause "if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!" I stay hydrated by "drinking my own urine, 'cause it's sterile & I like the taste!"
Before I turned Gangsta, I was "as 'bout as useful as a poppie flavored lollipop!"
I'm still pissed about losing one of my tournaments though! "Fuccin' Chuck Norris!"
On the off season I make most of my money "selling blood & semen.....mixed together!"
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Post: Gazelle:
What's chuck Norris got to do with you loosing one of your tournements?>
Post: Gangsta_Nerd:
I take it, youv'e never seen "Dodge Ball?">
Post: Gazelle:
A mega shock this...no i haven't.>
Post: nbotary:
SOMEBODY get Gazelle a copy of the movie!!! It's absolutely hysterical - right up there with "Napolean Dynomite"!!!>
Post: Gangsta_Nerd:
VOTE FOR PEDRO, BITCH'S :twisted: >
Post: nbotary:
"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills! You know, like, nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills."
"There's like a butt load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join becuase I'm pretty good with a bo staff">
Post: Gangsta_Nerd:
NBotary,
"Are you gonna eat your tot's?"
P.S. Say homie, you remember that MCDojo dude they had on there?! That shit is one of my favorite parts, next to the part when Nap's brother finally gets to meet his chick! :lol: >
Post: dscott:
[quote=Gangsta_Nerd NBotary,
"Are you gonna eat your tot's?"
P.S. Say homie, you remember that MCDojo dude they had on there?! That shit is one of my favorite parts, next to the part when Nap's brother finally gets to meet his chick! :lol: [/quote
Rex Kwon Do!!!!!!>
Post: nbotary:
Dscott - "No way!!! Get your own tots!!!"
"You got a really sweet bike and you're pretty good at hookin' up with chicks. Plus, you're like the only guy I know that has a mustache."
My favorite line of all in that movie...
"I think I will build her a cake or something."
I 'bout pissed m'self laughing at that one!!! :lol: :lol:>
Post: Hengest:
[quote=BLACK PANTA I think the site was made to be a joke at least from what I could tell by skimming these comments.
http://www.no-cool.com/TJ/#
sorry if I busted anyone's bubble.[/quote
Those are just comments from readers (rightly) taking the piss out of the guy. The rest of the content is written by Master Harry and, it seems, is deadly serious.>
Post: Hengest:
[quote=zefff Football was not handed down from the aristocracy, fool! Its the peoples game! :evil: :evil: :evil:[/quote
Solidarity Reg.
Nah, damn right. There's no possible way the Japanese could've invented football. I've seen J-League.
But then what do I know about football. I'm a Spurs fan. :oops:>
Post: Gazelle:
From the quotes you have picked, it looks like it could be and amusing film to watch.>
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