How would you judge this school?
Original Poster: BLACK PANTA
Forum: McDojo Dicussion
Posted On: 31-05-2004, 23:52
Orginal Post: BLACK PANTA: I will not as of yet disclose the name of this McDojo, but I called them just for the fun of it. I personally dont like this school. I called in and got to speak to the "Saiko Shihan". I asked him about his school and what they train. They "teach" Kung Fu ("a Hung Gar "RELATED" style), Aikijujutsu, Tai Chi, Kickboxing, Karate and Yoga. I then asked him about his Lineage and he told me that i "should come in to find out". I was really pressing on the lineage of the Aikijujutsu. He didnt want to say unless I came in.
These are some quotes that he said while I was talking to him and asking him questions.
"Kempo doesn't exist"
"Shorinji Kempo is a cult"
"we are the official school of the Police force"
"We're the only legitimate Martial Arts school in Toronto, we have no need for posturing"
"If you are in bad health, we don't want you to train here"
These are actual quotes from the Shihan's mouth. He was also apprehsive to tell me in the call that I was actually speaking to the Shihan.
During the call he was also very insulting towards the other schools in the Toronto area. Extremely insulting I may say. He wasnt brave enough to name schools but he said that all the other schools are fake and his is the only real one. I also asked him if it was a Mixed Martial arts school and he said no, even though they teach a mix of martial arts in the damn school.
Tell me what would you all think if you heard all this on an inquiry call.
Oh yeah the "Shihan" is also the owner and founder of the organization
Post: BLACK PANTA:
If any further detail about the call is needed please free to ask. I will give more detail later on about the prior dealings I've had with this school.>
Post: setsu nin to:
Wow, when I may join to the school? :mrgreen:
I even belive that I know who is that clown. If I am right they have one Dojo in Italy too, some tal fat clown with white gi and red belt, black hair and beard, with 8th dan in some Chinese style :lol: is boss in that Italy Dojo, also some
Chinese or Japanese clown is Sokei somewhere in US or Canada....
I had in the old forum some discusion about him and that Dojo, I think that I discouse with Mr. Bamboo about him.>
Post: BLACK PANTA:
[quote=setsu nin to Wow, when I may join to the school? :mrgreen:
I even belive that I know who is that clown. If I am right they have one Dojo in Italy too, some tal fat clown with white gi and red belt, black hair and beard, with 8th dan in some Chinese style :lol: is boss in that Italy Dojo, also some
Chinese or Japanese clown is Sokei somewhere in US or Canada....
I had in the old forum some discusion about him and that Dojo, I think that I discouse with Mr. Bamboo about him.[/quote
:lol: Setsu you diabolic..............(said like adam west batman) I knew you would know who it was. Although he no longer has a beard and not that tall, well I'm taller than he is at least. And yes, you, bamboo, and I were discussin him. Can you believe this is what is actually spewed from his mouth?>
Post: setsu nin to:
I would give "martial arts murder" title to clowns like him becouse he kill all art in martial arts and make martial circus from martial arts.
Can you believe this is what is actually spewed from his mouth?
Actualy I dont belive that these were his words. I think that he dont have so many mental skils to say so much words in so short time. I belive that his Sokei wrote all that to him on some paper, so he just read it.
Call him again and confuse him. All people have same questions when they call some Dojo for first time, so he already knows your questions. Here is how you will finde that he have all answers wroted on the paper.
Panta: Hello
Clown: Hello
Panta: May I order the pizza?
Clown: Ofcourse these is Shorinji Kempo Dojo.
Panta: Do you have pizza with mushrooms?
Clown: Kempo doesn't exist!
Panta: OK, which pizza can you recomande to me than?
Clown: Shorinji Kempo is a cult.
Panta: OK, whats the price of that pizza?
Clown: $200 plus new rank every month for free.
Panta: Isnt that too much for pizza?
Clown: We are the official school of the Police force
Panta: Realy? You are so good pizza makers?
Clown: We're the only legitimate Martial Arts school in Toronto, we have no need for posturing
Panta: But I was sick last time when I eat your pizza?
Clown: If you are in bad health, we don't want you to train here>
Post: BLACK PANTA:
ROFLMAO, baahahahahahha. Setsu that did it, this killed me man. You get the joke of the year award. I actually imagined this conversation going on. :lol: :lol: :lol:
You know I should really try that. :mrgreen:>
Post: Gong||Jau:
[quote=BLACK PANTA "We're the only legitimate Martial Arts school in Toronto, we have no need for posturing"[/quote
I think Vladimir Vasiliev would be pretty depressed if he found out that what he's teaching isn't a legitimate martial art :?... you should tell this guy to go take Vladimir up on his challenge and prove that he's more "legitimate" :lol:>
Post: BLACK PANTA:
[quote=Gong||Jau [quote=BLACK PANTA "We're the only legitimate Martial Arts school in Toronto, we have no need for posturing"[/quote
I think Vladimir Vasiliev would be pretty depressed if he found out that what he's teaching isn't a legitimate martial art :?... you should tell this guy to go take Vladimir up on his challenge and prove that he's more "legitimate" :lol:[/quote
Yeah but dont you find that statement (what the dude said) to be a little oxymoron-ic?>
Post: Gong||Jau:
It's definitely moronic if nothing else :mrgreen:. "We have no need for posturing or bragging. This is because we are way better than everyone else.">
Post: setsu nin to:
"you should tell this guy to go take Vladimir up on his challenge "
:lol: :lol: :lol:
that clown couldnt take up challenge with my mouse...>
Post: BLACK PANTA:
If you all want to know now who this clown is here is the previous thread that was posted on the old forum
http://www.fightauthority.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3
Check it out you are sure to get a larf.>
Post: Wilhelm von Wänkensteïn:
Bwahaha! I remember you telling me about this goon on MSN, Panta. What are you waiting for? Walk in there with a spear (or sword, or sabre, or pudao, or other weapon of your choice) and shut him down :twisted:>
Post: BLACK PANTA:
[quote=Wilhelm von Wänkensteïn Bwahaha! I remember you telling me about this goon on MSN, Panta. What are you waiting for? Walk in there with a spear (or sword, or sabre, or pudao, or other weapon of your choice) and shut him down :twisted:[/quote
Or C4 strapped to the chest, demanding some tira misu cake :twisted:>
Post: Wilhelm von Wänkensteïn:
The Mujahideen Special? :twisted:
Mmm...tiramisu...I love tiramisu. I used to make the stuff and eat heaps of it, but...calories! Ones i can't afford, unfortunately :(>
Post: BLACK PANTA:
[quote=Wilhelm von Wänkensteïn The Mujahideen Special? :twisted:
Mmm...tiramisu...I love tiramisu. I used to make the stuff and eat heaps of it, but...calories! Ones i can't afford, unfortunately :([/quote
tiramisu is good stuff, especially the home made one man. I dont eat too much............... :shock: look at us soon we'll be like exchanging recipes.
I had fun talking with that dude this weekend though. I soo wanna call back and make him my friend. I mean with his words alone can have me loosing a lot of weight and working out my abs with the amount of laughter he will provide. :lol:>
Post: bamboo:
Just my opinion so please don't take it as anithing else. :)
Since he has already been judged as a fraud I would just leave it at that. By continuing to talk to the man and in a deceiving way (pretending to be a friend) you lower yourself to that level and he himself can then call "liar" when the friendship is discovered to be a ruse.
-bamboo>
Post: BLACK PANTA:
[quote=bamboo Just my opinion so please don't take it as anithing else. :)
Since he has already been judged as a fraud I would just leave it at that. By continuing to talk to the man and in a deceiving way (pretending to be a friend) you lower yourself to that level and he himself can then call "liar" when the friendship is discovered to be a ruse.
-bamboo[/quote
yeah, you are right. Besides I dont really want to be his friend. Not even a fake friend.
Everyone loves to kill Panta's fun. "don't eat candy panta","don't play wit fire panta" "don't try to kill fake Senseis Panta" When would the donts stop. WHEEEENN :cry: :D>
Post: Wilhelm von Wänkensteïn:
"Wanna go Dutch on a two-dollah hoe, Panta?" :mrgreen:
If not, we can always go blow up a McDojo with C4 instead :twisted:>
Post: BLACK PANTA:
[quote=Wilhelm von Wänkensteïn "Wanna go Dutch on a two-dollah hoe, Panta?" :mrgreen:
If not, we can always go blow up a McDojo with C4 instead :twisted:[/quote
See that's more like it. "a blow uppin we will go, a blow uppin we will go, hi ho the merry-o, a blow uppin we will go"
LMAO.>
Post: Gong||Jau:
I have to admit I started laughing when I read the part about tiramisu. Out of everything you could possibly demand from him... :lol:. I guess I'll just never know the depths of your love for cake :wink:.
Seriously, though, are you sure he's a shoddy fighter? That's quite a decent list of arts he teaches. He might just be a bit touched in the head. I just mentioned Vladimir because he's had an open challenge for quite some time now and if anyone had beaten him they'd be bragging about it.>
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