I Love "Grandmasters"
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Forum: McDojo Dicussion
Posted On: 17-02-2005, 02:53
Orginal Post: : http://personales.com/costarica/santacruz/sotoryupub/
Post: Gong||Jau:
Uhh... I really like how it the name of the site is GrandmasterSoto.com, while that's not the URL :lol:. Jeez, it looks like he made up the name of his style by culling names from every martial arts movie in the last 20 years.>
It's R E A L L Y bad... I almost thought it was a joke, but too much effort went into it.>
Post: setsu nin to:
No, it cant be real... Such idiot... I cant belive...
He even doesnt name of his style. Once its "Atemi Jitsu" and "CobraJujitsu Te" on other place its "Atemi Aiki-Jujitsu" and "Atemi Cobra-Jujitsu Te".
Also there is great story in Sokeis bio how Shaolin Monk become his stepfather :mrgreen:
Even better is photo where Sokei have sword on wrong side :lol:
But best of all is these photo with high sidekick from Aikijujutsu :lol:
Also "Atemi Jujitsu Cobra Te" (third diferent name of his sistem) have more than 100.000 techniques :lol: Which mean that if you learn one techniques per day you will learn it in 274 years :lol: :lol: :lol:
One more name is "Koguchi Atemi-Jitsu Cobra Te"
Here is one interesting sentence:
"The Orient has produced many forms of the martial arts such as Aikido, Bojitsu, Ninjitsu, Iaido, Ju-jitsu, Hapkido, Bruce Lee's own creation Jeet Kune-Do, Karate, Judo, Tai Kwan-Do, Samurai, Kenjitsu,Tanjitsu, Kempo, Kendo, Bamboo Stick, Swords, Hikido, but none are like the ancient art of Atemi, which was valued as a treasure of the masters."
:cry: :cry: :cry:
After I read some of his articles I am not 100% shure that Sokei knows diferents between China and Japan...
Anyway I am still not shure that its not joke...>
Post: Kyorgi:
what the hell? Full Contact Kicboxing champion "of the world" "in the usa" ahahahahahaha, if your champion of the world arnt you champ everywhere.>
Post: bamboo:
I've seen this guy before, high quality crap at its best, high quality because he actually gets students that believe in his "deadly" technique founded over 4000 years ago.
I think I should make myself 9th dan and start doing video testing. Any takers? :mrgreen:
"Bamboo-ha-aiki-aiuechi-deai-tengu-tenchi-ryu", regardless of style or experience, please send me a tape and for only $79.99 cdn, I'll grade you AND award approriate rank!
sincerely,
Dai shihan gunshi soke bamboo, grandmaster of Bamboo-ha-aiki-aiuechi-deai-tengu-tenchi-ryu">
Post: setsu nin to:
9th dan????
You would sound like looser with 9th dan. You have to put 10th dan and Sokei and Grandmaster and all other titles. You may also put Sifu title too. Also you should put that you were undefeated world champion for ten years in "seacret mortal combats". :mrgreen:>
Post: bamboo:
Setsu, noted your ideas.
I like my current title though.."gunshi" makes me feel like a big man! :lol:>
Post: Gong||Jau:
Count me in! Can I send you a video of me doing the worm? :mrgreen:
I have a couple misgivings, though... first, since you're only a pathetic 9th dan, does that mean that that's as high as I could advance? I'd really like to become at least 12th, and preferably 20th or so. I mean, I'm probably going to be graduating in a couple of years, and I'd like to be able to open my own school with some impressive credentials by then. Second, do you have 100,000 techniques? That's the highest I've heard so far, so I'm really leaning in that direction right now. Finally, can you teach me to take on 17 ninjas when I'm cornered in a dark alley? I've been having a lot of trouble with random ninja attacks lately, so this is a real must.>
Post: bamboo:
Slow down Gong Jau....slow down.
I wll be meeting with the council soon, they may be awarding me 10th dan very soon! Its a council of my peers that allow me to express myself without the hinderance of politics! (Setsu is the chairman)
Second, we have not only 1000 distinct and original (never before seen!!!) techniques, but after many years of hard work and study with masters that prefer to be left unnamed, I have personally worked out all the inherant flaws of Braziallian Juijitsu (now spelled jujutsu as to avoid confusion), amalgamated all the chinese arts into one convenient art (Kongfu), and fixed Muay Thai, judo, aikido, and 14 other arts!!!!!
Now heres the kicker......I'll even teach you the closely guarded secret of THE ANTIGRAPPLE!!!!
Even better my friend, for a limited time, I will cut the price to only $69.99us instead of the $79.99cdn I was offering!
I hope everyone here at Fight Authority takes advantage of this LIMITED offer!
Oh so sincerely,
bamboo :mrgreen:>
Post: Dormath:
i am a Cyan belt with a Neon Greeen strip in Bamboo's art trust me shit works now i only get 2 ribs brokin instead of 4 take that ya pig tailed bully>
Post: BLACK PANTA:
Bamboo, you style is good, but not as good as the unlimate grand of grand master's style.....you guessed it, the one, the only Yamanacrappa.......
hey i haven't picked on him in a while.....I went too long.>
Post: wuming:
hmm.... interesting....
I wonder how this system can have 365 attack point to the central nervous system which is located in the spinal cord and encased within the skull. I mean I punch someone in the head and on the spine in 365 places, but I do not think that really means anything significant....
and... WTF are "Ideological" throws... does he even know what the word ideological means.... that just doesn't make any sense....
Quote: These are the years that Soke Grandmaster I. Soto has won the ultimate championship called the full-contact Kumite, everything goes. This is not a point tournament. This is the ultimate fighting championship open only to family members. Only the best of the best from around the world were allowed to compete, by invitation only.
so this championship is open only to family members AND only the best from around the world are allowed to compete AND this man is LATIN AMERICAN! the family that holds this tournament must be very large lol
I really hope this is some sort of joke.....>
Post: wuming:
I have found some more golden info is this nice webpage....
Quote: This pressure causes excruciating pain, and disrupts the central nervous system, which is governed by the spinal column and medulla oblongata, and controls the body's automatic response mechanisms, such as breathing.
The central nervous system is not governed by the spinal column or the medulla oblongata. The central nervous sysetem IS the collection of nerves within the spinal cord and the brain.
I would also like to know how this man plans on handling multiple opponents while he takes something line 1 minute to subdue one opponent with grappling techniques.....
I wish I could sign his guestbook, but it does not work... :(>
Post: bamboo:
Quote: WTF are "Ideological" throws
Communist throws, fascist throws, republican throws..... :lol:>
Post: wuming:
lol nice one bamboo>
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