Top Secret Training, everyone!
Original Poster: 8LimbsScientist
Forum: McDojo Dicussion
Posted On: 28-04-2004, 03:24
Orginal Post: 8LimbsScientist: http://www.topsecrettraining.com
Enjoy!
Post: BLACK PANTA:
:shock: now that i have read that, does that mean i have to bolt my doors shut, bar up my windows and live as a recluse, never having to use those secret techniques they teach? Thanks monkey now I'm going to live a life of paranoia. You've ruined me with this post. DAMN YOU MONKEY.
ROFLMFAO. :lol:>
Post: 8LimbsScientist:
This art is so deadly you don't even have to TRAIN in it. Even just SEEING the moves will make you deadly. Apparently its so deadly, its become contagious.>
Post: bamboo:
And here I already went and became a top secret, pirate hating, super flying ninja!
Back to secret spy school for me! 8) I mean... off to that thing with the stuff...
-the assassin formerly known as bamboo>
Post: BLACK PANTA:
you know I'm thinkin of starting up my own fighting system. With so many idiots out there to fall for shit like this, a man can make a lot of money. Just send me 200 dollars US and I will train you in the same fighting techniques used by spiderman, wolverine and many other superheroes.>
Post: setsu nin to:
I cant belive...
"learn it fast, use it tonight" I like that one the moust :lol:
it have to be joke, it cant be that there is someone so naive to buy that crap from Lieutenant X :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:>
Post: straydog:
i was going to send him my money, but i figure either he's sold out of the only five copies he was going to sell, or that mc gyver and mel gibson have killed him by now :cry: .>
Post: Gong||Jau:
I wish it really was free. I'd like to see what "deadly techniques" he's talking about that somehow no one else has ever managed to figure out :mrgreen:>
Post: 8LimbsScientist:
I've never come across any techniques that would reduce my opponent to a pile of beef...so I guess its pretty amazing stuff.>
Post: binhdinhboy:
wow, he knows techniques that could just kills someone instantly like that without effort. but hes still living in fear for some reason... :)>
Post: Stg:
heeey,i know this guy...he used to the same speech to sell "secret native american martial arts" tapes and books once!>
Post: setsu nin to:
Guys, you didnt see warning there. Its deadly to know these seacret techniques and even to talk about them, so pls put on your sun glases while you are talking about it so that noone cant recognise you, just as I did 8)
:lol: :mrgreen: :lol:>
Post: Gong||Jau:
[quote=8LimbsScientist I've never come across any techniques that would reduce my opponent to a pile of beef...so I guess its pretty amazing stuff.[/quote
Wow, I didn't even see that part. You mean I not only get to kill people, I get free hamburgers too? Where do I sign? :lol:>
Post: SolidRedux:
Did anyone here actually spend money on this? Just a question.>
Post: The BadBoy:
I could tell you... but then I'd have to kill you :twisted:>
Post: jeetkunedomaster:
8) (disguise on)
does this guy really expect people to believe him?
"Even how to use a three foot piece of rope or a shovel to tear the head off your attacker!" you might tear the head off of your G I Joe :lol:
i mean, he might as well say, watch kiss of the dragon and fight like jet li in three easy steps! you'll be escaping massive explosions and insanely deadly combat situations by nighttime!>
Post: wuming:
Oh shit, does Mel Gibson come with the lethal weapon package...?>
Post: binhdinhboy:
my gosh, makes me tempted to order it and share it with the world...too bad i dont have a credit card. :twisted:>
Post: monkeypalm:
Quote:
Have Exactly FIVE Secret
"Lethal Weapon" Packages Still Available...
And I Am Risking My Life Just Letting
You Know They Exist!
You can have one if you act right frigging now. It is the most brutal and vicious set of
"learn it fast, use it tonight" street-fighting secrets any civilian has ever been exposed
to...and almost nobody even knows these skills exist. Very dangerous people are mad as hell
that I'm releasing it to anyone outside their super-mysterious inner circle.
It will change your life. And...You Can Learn It All For FREE, If You Choose!
From: Lieutenant X
Former Military Intelligence Officer, US Army Special Forces
Dear Friend,
Right now I've got my house locked up as tight as Fort Knox.
Fact is..I'm pumped with adrenaline and sweating like a pig...because I would not be surprised at all if these was someone just outside my front door waiting to take a shot at my head.
this stuff is too funny! it is pure realultimatepower.net.... this guys flips out ALL THE TIME! the purpose of lieutenant X is to flip out and kill people, and he doesnt even think twice about it!
Quote:
This is a VERY limited release, as I've said. I'm "dripping" this stuff out,
hmmm... at least he is being honest!
Quote:
Why am I being so generous? Easy. I know hard it is to believe what I'm telling you. There is so much bullshit in the martial arts world...so many dumb-ass "experts" touting nonsense
still honest, but obviously no grasp of the concept of irony...
hilarious.>
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