Got KO'd
Original Poster: bamboo
Forum: Others
Posted On: 23-02-2005, 16:09
Orginal Post: bamboo: Well, after several years of training, many broken bones, many fake teeth and a few concussions later, I was ko'd on friday night.
I would like to say the guy was 6'3", 260 pounds, I would like to say I didn't see it coming.....except......... the culprit weighs 29lbs, she is 21 months old and just wanted a hug. My daughter headbutted me cold while we were playing on the floor. Shes fine.
I fell, huge abrasion on my forehead and my front fake tooth is loose and my gums all swollen.
Ahhh good times, the only one to ever score a KO! Bambino wins at 6:16pm by headbut, she faked a hug, moved forward and took out daddy.
Apparantly my little one started screaming, mom came running in and could'nt believe what she saw. I came to within 10-15 seconds.
bamboo :oops:
Post: nEo-Wolf:
Damn! You got a lil brawler in the making :) ...>
Post: zefff:
Wow! Just wait till that little cranium has fused together! :shock:>
Post: setsu nin to:
He, he, he Little Boss KO you... It was just question of time. I think that she just whanted to show you what will happen next time when you forget to change here diapers on time. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:>
Post: bamboo:
LMAO if I could but I've got an aching jaw and nose with a mild yet very very irritating headache.
This is the part I don't like about martial arts...the lingering pain of hard contact....days and days of lingering pain.
bamboo>
Post: BLACK PANTA:
Buddy, I told you, I told you, she a Kung Fu princess. You dont mess with her man. There's secret powers in that suit man, errie, secret, un-mentionable powers. My student is comming along well, and she hasn't even had her first lesson. LMAO.
He move is called the Jade forehead.>
Post: setsu nin to:
BLACK PANTA
No, its Ninjutsu! Its the way of Ninja! Daddy give me hug, daddy give me hug... daddy lost tooth, nouse, eye... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:>
Post: BLACK PANTA:
I'll have to disagree with you here setsu.....She just makes it look like ninjutsu, to fool the untrained eye in Jade Fu Pai. Get in to trappin distance, then shoot your chi out from under you and BAM, a flying, spinning, Jade head but to put out anyone for taking longer than 1.2 nano seconds to give her a hug.
I hope you've learned your lesson Bamboo.>
Post: Dormath:
i SO dont want kids now , they will ruin my record>
Post: setsu nin to:
Panta
Ok, we will have to ask Bamboo than.
Bamboo did she wear black Ninja uniform or some Kung Fu uniform? :lol: :mrgreen: :lol: :mrgreen:>
Post: dscott:
I told my wife this story and she was like "Awwwwww....that's so cute. I can't wait to have kids."
:shock: What?????? :shock:>
Post: setsu nin to:
dscott
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:>
Post: 8LimbsScientist:
This is the weirdest story ever...who gets KOed by their daughter? WTF? Is this a common issue among parents? Do daughters have a "punchers chance" when playing?>
Post: bamboo:
hi guys,
i've been home from work, the pain is exquisite and i go for a double rootcanal wed. afternoon...kids>
Post: lil'sword:
good luck with her in her teenage years :lol:
any way dont worry about the root canal I had the last appointment for my root canal yesterday, and I dont feel a thing today ... maybe its because they cut the nerve...... oh well you'll be fine :D>
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