martial art robot?!?!
Original Poster: BLACK PANTA
Forum: Others
Posted On: 13-09-2005, 20:53
Orginal Post: BLACK PANTA: http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn4263
taiji and sumo.......damn man.....I robot's comming thru.
Post: setsu nin to:
Oh no, now we will have million hew threads?
Bruce Lee vs. robot
Jet Li vs. robot
what do you think who would win, robot or dinosaur/superman/honest police officer/corrupted police officer??
:lol: :lol: :lol:>
Post: bamboo:
Bamboo vs the Robot.
Bamboo steps into the ring at looks across at the crane that is lowering his opponant, not quite cocky but not scared, bamboo removes his gi top only to have the ladies swoon and cheer at the site of his tatoos and glistening skin.
Ms. Bamboo gives two of the ladies their teeth back.
PANTA, proud of his creation cackles with anticipation as he readies the fists of steel he so lovingly created in his basement over years of hard work and green haze. "bamboo has humiliated millions, now is my chance for payback!" he thinks while looking to his wife for approval. She left for a pretzal and cheese.
Hengest the fair announces to the crowd that the fight is about to begin, man vs. machine, nature vs. nurture, steel vs. flesh, but bamboo really knows that this is a fight between him and Panta, regardless of the evil that Panta has engineered its about the humiliation that Panta has suffered at the hands of bamboo for years.
The bell sounds, Bamboo waits patiently in kamae, pantas robot "K.i.t.t.y. s.i.f.u." whirls and beeps, spinning right and left, spitting fumes to the center of the ring. The robot suddenly charges forward with all its man made might, 15 feet across to bamboo, it gains speed, the crowd is silent all are on their feet except for ms. bamboo who is reading a fantasy novel.
2 feet, one foot , women and children cover their eyes, Panta screams in delight and suddenly the machine stops. Bamboo calmly walks to the back of machine and holds up that which has quelled the heavy metal thunder.....the extension cord was too short.
The Velvet Mack prevailed again, Bamboo did not need to rage against the machine, because it was created by man....the wrong man.
heh heh heh :wink:
-bamboo>
Post: nbotary:
Bamboo - that was a great way to start off my morning!!! THANKS!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:>
Post: dscott:
Great Bamboo. Panta = owned :lol:>
Post: BLACK PANTA:
NOOOOOOOooooooooo. Next time Gadget....i mean bamboo, next time you'll be the looser. *stroking Sifu Cat*>
Post: setsu nin to:
:lol: :lol: :lol: ha, ha, ha.. Panta these avatar is great!!!>
Post: BLACK PANTA:
[quote=setsu nin to :lol: :lol: :lol: ha, ha, ha.. Panta these avatar is great!!![/quote
Thanks man, it kills me man.....I'm soo low brow, I know.>
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